[Verse 1] Die-hard fans adored your hands They loved your throat and, quote-unquote, "you" Hey, remember Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson really happened Delta Echo Alpha Delta Walking on the moon forever [Chorus 1] You are dead and buried, you are dead (Oh no) That's being revised! Even as we speak we're synthesizing blood and organs Synthesizing heart and soul Even Katy Perry knows you're dead (Oh no) Won't she be surprised! When we get your heart to start tomorrow When you see the chart tomorrow you'll be number one [Verse 2] Bro, you look amazing! Really put together It's like you haven't aged a day It's like we know what we're doing or something You've been gone for way too long Like half a year - an entire career for some Good luck getting into Heaven If you live past twenty-seven Listen to the radiation Put you back in circulation, oh no! [Chorus 2] You are dead and buried, you are dead (Oh no) Oh, but you never died! Even as we speak we're synthesizing blood and organs Synthesizing heart and soul Ain't no cemetery you can't shed (Oh no) Ain't nowhere you can hide! Don't be frightened of us Soon enough you're gonna love us, just remember [Bridge] This is your last ride ever, forever Fill up your lungs - feel better? Look - it's you, good as new New hands, new throat, new living tissue You earned this new purpose Lifetime achievement award (Bitchin Guitar Solo) [Verse 3] Don't be nervous, baby We put a billion eyes back on you From the grave to the stage You're unnatural, babe! [Chorus 1] You are dead and buried, you are dead (Oh no) That's being revised! Even as we speak we're synthesizing blood and organs Synthesizing heart and soul Even Katy Perry knows you're dead (Oh no) Won't she be surprised! When we get your heart to start tomorrow When you see the chart tomorrow you'll be number one (Oh no, oh no) [Outro] Due to my strong personal convictions (Due to my strong personal convictions) I wish to stress (I wish to stress) That this record (That this record) In no way endorses (In no way endorses) A belief in the occult (A belief in the occult) Due to my strong personal convictions (Due to my strong personal convictions) I wish to stress (I wish to stress) That this record (That this record) In no way endorses (In no way endorses) A belief in the occult (A belief in the occult) Due to my strong personal convictions (Due to my strong personal convictions) I wish to stress (I wish to stress) That this record (That this record) In no way endorses (In no way endorses) A belief (A belief) In the occult

[Verse 1] I think it's time For you to know The awful truth The truth about me, and the truth about you 'Cause you're a brand new species Big cat (Uh oh!) Space Nazis, Robert Stack (Uh oh!) God damn it, gonna snap (Oh, oh oh oh oh) Leonard Nimoy, call me back (Call me back!) [Chorus] I try to call you every day I'm rehearsing what to say When the truth comes out (Of my very own mouth) I've been working on a unified theory If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out 'Cause I'm the right one On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone I'm the only one On your A.M., A.M. radio [Verse 2] Oh, I'm crying now Authentic tears They flow out of me when I think about you 'Cause you're the only person in the world who'd understand 'Cause you're the only person in the world who'd understand the meaning of this Oh my God! I try and I try and I try (To make you listen to me) [Chorus] I try to call you every day I'm rehearsing what to say When the truth comes out (Of my very own mouth) I've been working on a unified theory If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out 'Cause I'm the right one On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone I'm the only one (Hey!) On your A.M., A.M. radio [Bridge] Don't hang up yet, I'm not done I'm an expert, I'm the one The one who was right all along Better to be laughed at than wrong I'm an expert in my field UFOlogy, yes, it's all real Ancient aliens, it's all true I'm an expert just like you And like you, I'm a genius before my time Disbelieving, that's the real crime Pretty soon they'll discover me In the Super-Sargasso Sea! [Chorus] I try to call you every day What can I say When the truth comes out? (Of my very own mouth) I've been working on a unified theory If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out (Now, now, now) 'Cause I'm the right one (On my touch-tone telephone) On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone (I'm the only one on your A.M. radio!) I'm the only one On your A.M., A.M. radio

[Verse 1] The day they found me, I hadn't yet been played Inside my workshop behind the old arcade Electric desires had unravelled all my wires Now I'm in a box for safekeeping The news reporters reported that I died But all my organs were living on inside Circuit board to brain with two lungs collecting change One big human heart gently beeping [Chorus] You can't win me, I can't be beat I won't hurt you, unless you cheat You can't see me behind the screen I'm half human and half machine [Verse 2] Thank God for business, they let me take the floor I stood so proudly, like I was going to war Players soon appeared and I quickly was revered This must be what love would have felt like Such dedication, they came from miles away With eyes so piercing, they'd wait their turn to play Perfect patient lines, because I was in their minds I could do whatever I felt like (Whatever I felt like) [Chorus] You can't win me, I can't be beat I won't hurt you unless you cheat You can't see me behind the screen I'm half human and half machine [Bridge] I'm happy for years and years and Only eating the occasional maintenance man Only driving a few kids to madness Maybe they were predisposed to madness, who knows? I only want to have fun But now they're telling me my days here are done Cause there's a tiny little box they make in Japan And pretty soon it's gonna fit in your hand [Verse 3] It's getting lonely, it's getting hard to breathe The arcade's empty, I think it's Christmas Eve Someone's broken in, now they're painting on my skin Breaking me and taking my quarters Bashing in my face with a crowbar Kicking me and pushing me over Now they see my blood on their sneakers [Chorus] You can't win me, I can't be beat I won't hurt you unless you cheat You can't see me behind the screen I'm half human and half machine BA BA DA DA DA DAAH BA BA BA BAAH BA DA BA BA DA BA BA DA DA DA DAAH BA BA BA BAAH BA DA BA BA DA BA BA DA DA DA DAAH BA BA BA BAAH BA DA BA BA DA BA BA DA DA DA DAAH BA BA BA BAAH BA DA BA BA DAAH

[Pre-Chorus 1] Oh, knowing what we know Knowing what we don't know This is gonna change our world Feeling how I feel I'll accept the unreal If you'd be my no-eyed girl [Chorus 1] From nowhere mankind can go There's too much light Blinding white Your matter tells mine to scatter It's alri-i-i-ight It's alright [Verse] From the moment that we met, I've been awake Like I've never been awake in all my life If I spoke your language, I could tell you how I feel But your language isn't real In every myth there's a little bit of truth But I cannot say a thing, I cannot say a thing Without proof, oh no [Pre-Chorus 2] Knowing what we know Knowing we do not know This is gonna change our world I might go insane If I learn your full name If you'd be my no-eyed girl [Chorus 2] From nowhere mankind can go There's too much light Blinding white Emotions, human implosions It's alri-i-i-ight It's alright [Bridge] Right before the kiss I noticed something in the air Molecules existed when there should have been none there Chemical reactions with the surface of your skin Some will say my actions let the no-eyed people in [Outro] And I'd do it all again And I'd do it all again (Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh) And I'd do it all again (And I'd do it all again) (Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)

[Verse 1] When he died Turns out he left behind A mansion full of other people's skulls The odd thing is they never found his own When he died [Verse 2] When he died He somehow left behind Strange symbols on the floor beneath his corpse Investigators said the wood was scorched When he died [Chorus 1] When he died They found so many scorpions inside his lungs When he died The statues of his missing children cried What was later found to be his blood [Verse 3] When he died (On a dark and stormy night) They telephoned his wife (Who reacted with delight) But gradually her voice began to fade To nothing, and the Laughing Record played The Laughing Record played (laughter) [Chorus 2] When he died They found a message etched into his spine that said: "When he died An endless age of untold nightmares would be nigh And the blood would make the seas run red" [Verse 4] When he died (On a dark and stormy night) A nearby shed caught fire (It simply caught alight) And when they cleared the charred wood from the ground Inside they found a painting of a clown (A creepy painting of a clown) He'd painted it when he was just a child But scrawled upon the back Was exactly when he... died! [Outro] When he died When he died When he died When he died

[Verse 1] Your body is so sweet now, baby, I'm saying trick or treat now You know I've got to have you, yeah, you sexy sweet cadaver All wrapped up like a mummy I'll bury you in honey [Pre-chorus 1] And wait a hundred years or so (OH-A-A-A-OH) You know, you know it isn't sexual (t isn't sexual!) Strictly confectional (Strictly confectional!) Strictly medicinal (Strictly medicinal!) a little nontraditional [Chorus 1] I'm digging up your coffin and pouring out the contents Your sexy sweet solution is prime for distribution Sweet bod [Verse 2] Your body's starting rumors of Mason jars of sweetness Whose satisfied consumers have often claimed to witness Some sexy shrinking tumors, a sweet return to fitness [Pre-Chorus 2] They're just a hundred bucks or so You know, you know it isn't sexual Strictly professional Entrepreneurial Oh, and what a sweet memorial (Instrumental section) (BA-BA-DA-DA-BA-BA-BA-DA-DA) (BA-BA-DA-DA-BA-BA-BA-DA-DA) [Chorus] I'm digging up your coffin and pouring out the contents At last, I'm glad to see you Won't you be my panacea? Sweet bod, sweet bod, oh, sweet bod, sweet bod, sweet bod

[Verse 1] Extra clever Earthbound spirit Ghost in the form Of a mongoose [Pre-Chorus] And I have hands And I have feet I'll never die I am a freak [Chorus] Hello, I'm here I'm living in the wall I know I might be small, but I, I, I, am a Freak [Verse 2] Thou wilt never Know what I am I am the fifth dimension And I'll split the atom [Pre-Chorus] And if you see me You're paralyzed Pillar of salt You're mummified [Chorus] Hello, I'm here I'm living in the wall I know, I might be small But I am the Eighth Wonder [Verse 3] And I was born 1852 And I was born In India [Pre-Chorus] And I shall haunt Like the Buggane With such weird noise And clanking chains [Chorus] Hello, I'm here I'm living in the wall I know I might be small, but I, I, I, am a Freak [Verse 4] I say "vanished" To underground Jim, let me go I watch like Hell [Pre-Chorus] And I have hands And I have feet I'll never die I am a freak [Chorus] Hello, I'm here I'm living in the wall I know I might be small But I am the eighth wonder [Outro] Eighth wonder of the world You'll never get to see What in the name of God can I be?

[Intro] My mind's this cave So dark, no moon, no stars No sound, just hearts and walls of art [Verse 1] Strange things happen For no reason That's all I know My mind's this cave So dark, no moon, no stars, no stars No sound, just hearts and walls of art [Verse 2] These creatures I've seen Some of them edible, some of them mean That's all I know I'm not like you You fly You burn my eyes, my eyes You speak in my mind Your kind all died when you arrived [Bridge] I saw you making fire Strange things happen for no reason at all [Verse 3] I can't help you You're not human You're not animal My mind's this cave So dark, no moon, no stars, no stars No sound, just hearts and walls of art And you, you fly You burn my eyes You speak in my mind You seem surprised that I don't hear you WAA-AAA-AAA-AO WAA-AAA-AAA-AO

[Verse 1] Cold and windy Dark and stormy Let me float your way Please don't ignore me [Chorus] What you girls really need's a soft, fuzzy man (An ambient man) A trick of the light to love you tonight You don't understand, there's nothing quite like a soft, fuzzy man [Verse 2] Can't you see me? Why can't you see me? I'm all around All cold and dreamy [Chorus] What you girls really need's a soft, fuzzy man (A wisp of smoke man) To waft over you and cloud up your view So show me your hands and wave them right through a soft, fuzzy man [Bridge] Although I have no arms to hold you in A human passion burns within me I need to feel like I exist So please, baby, please, baby step into the mist [Verse 3] Don't be nervous No, don't be nervous I'm not like other guys Who have a surface [Chorus] What you girls really need's a soft, fuzzy man (An atmospheric man) A shimmering puff of indistinct love What's better than the vague embrace of a soft, fuzzy man? [Outro] Who seeps through your thoughts Who makes you see spots Who blows through the air Who plays with your hair I know it sounds crazy But once you go hazy, you'll understand I'm your soft, fuzzy man WAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Verse 1] Hey, turn your techno music down Your grandpa's coming by tonight No, I don't want to hear it, we'll be having macaroni You will be polite when he's here tonight Don't talk about the internet Your grandpa doesn't understand You will not bring your Game Boy or whatever to the table Do you understand? (He doesn't understand) He doesn't understand [Chorus] As your father I expressly forbid it As your father I expressly forbid it As your father I expressly forbid it I'm your dad, I'm your dad [Verse 2] What happened to my medicine? The stuff I take to keep my hair It's obvious you stole it and you sold it on the street 'Cause you don't even care if I lose my hair Okay, I found my medicine I'm sorry that I yelled at you But let this be a lesson, if you ever steal my medicine That's what I'll do, I'll yell at you [Chorus] As your father I expressly forbid it As your father I expressly forbid it As your father I expressly forbid it I'm your dad, I'm your dad [Bridge] GO TO YOUR ROOM! FINISH YOUR FOOD! NO MORE TV! DO AS I SAY! [Chorus] As your father I expressly forbid it, yeah As your father I expressly forbid it, woah As your father I expressly forbid it I'm your dad, yeah yeah yeah As your father I expressly forbid it As your father I expressly forbid it As your father I expressly forbid it I'm your dad, I'm your dad

[Verse 1] I'll quit my job, the day I die I'll quit my job the day I die I break my back, and never cry I break my back and never cry I'm losing all my hair, losing all my hair I'm losing all my hair because a man provides I'm standing on a chair, standing on a chair I'm standing on a chair because I earn my life [Chorus] I earn my life, I earn my life I learned it from my father and I tell it to my wife Jesus Christ, don't tell me not to hurry I wouldn't be so worried if I wasn't always right [Verse 2] While you're asleep I'm terrified While you're asleep I'm terrified I see the end before my eyes I see the end before my eyes A marker on a grave, marker on a grave Marker on a grave and I know I'm the one who died And underneath the name, underneath the name Underneath my name it says, "He Earned His Life" [Chorus] I earn my life, I earn my life I learned it from my father and my father never lied Jesus Christ, better learn how to forage Utilities and mortgage are all that will survive [Verse 3] I wish my life was on a graph So I knew how much left I have to earn tonight It burns too bright I think about myself a lot Cause it's the only one I've got I've earned this life What have I done to earn this life? [Chorus] I earn my life, I earn my life I learned it from my father and my father never lied Jesus Christ, you better learn how to forage Utilities and mortgage are all that will survive Utilities and mortgage are all that will survive DI DI DI DOO DI DI DI DIDI DO DO DI DI DI DEE DO DE DI DIDI DEE DO DO DI DI DI DO DEDE DO DE DEDE DO DO DO DO DO DO DI DE BI DI DE BI DODO DO DE DO DE (I EARN MY LIFE) (Bitchin Guitar Solo) [HEY! x12]

[Intro: Ronald Reagan] In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem Government is the solution to our problem [Hook] Are you unhappy, girl, in this confusing world? Where everything you earn is getting left to burn? If it were up to me, then living would be free And I can give you that, and I can give you that [Verse 1] They'll take your money Into their greasy hands And spend your money (They do this to disrespect you) And take away your land (I know kung fu, I will save you) [Chorus] Cause you're worth saving, baby Deregulating, baby I'm Ronald Reagan, baby I'm Ronald Reagan, yeah [Verse 2] I'll save you, honey You'll never be alone I'll save the business (If you love me, say you love me) That you will someday own (They hate freedom, I'll defeat them) [Chorus] Not like in comics, baby With economics, baby With Reaganomics, baby Atomic bomb it, yeah [Bridge: Ronald Reagan] Government is not the solution to our problem Government is the solution to our problem Government is not the solution to our problem Government is the solution to our problem [Hook] Are you unhappy, girl, in this confusing world? Where everything you earn is getting left to burn? If it were up to me, then money would be free And I can give you that, and I can give you that [Verse 3] If you just hold my hand (If you just hold my hand) If you just close your eyes (If you just close your eyes) If you get in my car (If you get in my car) I'll take you for a ride (I'll take you for a ride) [Outro] With Reaganomics, baby With Reaganomics, baby With Reaganomics, baby, baby, baby, baby, yeah (With Reaganomics, with Reaganomics, with Reaganomics)

I want to meet potential architects all night I want to purchase urban real estate all night I want to study local zoning laws all night I want to calculate construction costs all night I have a vision of a man-made object I have the money, I have the means I have the strangest dreams I caught insomnia from looking at the moon I found a picture of a rectangle I drew I am an altogether different man by day I have the influence to send that man far away I have a vision of a man-made object (Towering over all) I have a vision of a man-made object (Towering over all) I have a vision of a man-made object (Towering over all) I have a vision of a man-made object (Towering over) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I have the money, I have the means I've been having the strangest dreams, baby [oh oh oh ah oh oh oooh] x32

[Chorus] Over and over The pheromones, the overwhelming harmony Consuming the colony The Circle rules your life [Verse 1] Chop, chop, don't want to be late Lift up and carry your weight You've got no choice but to dance In a spiral of ants True bugs might laugh in your face Don't fret, you're leading the race Don't let the bastards step on your hands In a spiral of ants [Pre-Chorus] You can't remember where you came from (In a spiral of ants) You can't remember where you're going (In a spiral of ants) You can't remember knowing You are one ant [Chorus] Over, it's over The pheromones, the self-avoiding odyssey Consuming the colony The Circle rules your life [Verse 2] Now, now, don't run out of breath Don't feel surrounded by death, no Take the wheel, this could be your chance In a spiral of ants False bugs, you'll soon be alone See how they drop like a stone You're free now forever to dance In a spiral of ants [Pre-Chorus] Now you remember where you came from (From a spiral of ants) Now you remember where you're going (To a spiral of ants) You've got to keep it flowing You are one ant (Over, over, over) [Chorus] Over and over The pheromones, the overwhelming harmony Consuming the colony Creating its own gravity Before we knew it we became a hurricane And the bugs who laughed got blown away As we proclaimed: The Circle rules your LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE

[Verse 1] To the girl who cried monster It's me, the ghost next door I think I'm in deep trouble You're the one I'm dying for Every night in terror tower I meet you in a dream I say that you can't scare me But in my heart I scream [Chorus] You give me Goosebumps (x6) Honey, beware, you're in for a scare Oh no [Verse 2] Beneath the haunted mask I wear My eyes light up for you I feel you in my monster blood Am I in your monster blood II? The scarecrow walks at midnight But I walk all alone Up and down the ghost beach Where I found your bones [Chorus] You give me Goosebumps (x6) [Original Bridge] We'll spend all night together, tell ya Don't Go to Sleep! I'll tell ya How I Learned to Fly or Why I'm Afraid of Bees Calling All Creeps! who say Be Careful What You Wish For... Go Eat Worms! or Say Cheese and Die! There's nothing I won't do for The Girl Who Cried Monster Simply put she gives me goosebumps! [Verse 1 Reprise] Every night in terror tower I meet you in a dream I say that you can't scare me But in my heart I scream [Chorus] You give me Goosebumps (x6) Honey, beware, you're in for a scare Oh no

[Verse 1] Where'd you go when you were done? I'd like to know what you've become Your biggest fan, awake at dawn I cry, I stand on your front lawn It's plain to see you're scared of me But that's not how it's supposed to be When you're the reason I'm in town And every piece of mind you put down... [Chorus 1] Don't you know I think you're the cat's meow? Where's the tiger now? Where's the tiger now? Bill Watterson, can't you hear me? Bill Watterson, please don't fear me Don't treat me like I have rabies I only wanna have your babies [Verse 2] Tracing lines with fingertips I saw the signs within these strips And through the fog, between the frames Of dialogue, I saw my name And now I know where I must go To show you that I love you so So I brought books for you to sign And I brought shears to cut your phone line [Chorus 2] Don't you know I think you're the cat's meow? Where's the tiger now? Where's the tiger now? Bill Watterson, can't you hear me? Bill Watterson, please don't fear me Don't stare at me from your window I know you wanna let me in... [Bridge] ...though, oh! You want me to show How much I believe and Prove how far I'll go to meet you Through thunderstorms and snow... Well I would do anything And oh! I happen to know The reason you're hiding From publicity It's not out of eccentricity But rather for privacy When you meet me [Verse 3] And when we meet I'll be complete I'll shake your hand and kiss your feet Confess my love and buy you flowers And eat your heart and absorb your powers [Chorus 3 Don't you know I think you're the cat's meow? Oh-oh-oh Where's the tiger now? Where's the tiger now? Oh oh oh oh! Bill Watterson, can't you hear me? Bill Watterson, please don't fear me Don't run from me like I'm Jason I only wanna try your face on

[Verse 1] Redesign your logo, we know what we're doing We are here to help you; everything's connected Time is of the essence, we live in the future Color makes us hungry; everything's connected Redesign your logo, we know how to do it Make the calculations, put them into action We will find the angle, starting with convention On to innovation; everything's connected [Verse 2] Here we have a circle, smooth and inoffensive This will be the basis for your revolution Gravity is crucial, geomagnetism With some calculation, we will find your logo DNA is crucial, we must understand it In the human genome we will find your logo Everyone will see it, every demographic If they fail to see it, are they even human? [Verse 3] Every demographic: men 18 to 30 College educated women over 40 Suicidal poets, fat Midwestern fathers Kids with diabetes, Pentecostal preachers Mothers under 20, interracial couples Atheist professors, government employees Xenophobes and racists, private aviators Everyone will see it, every demographic [Verse 4] Think about it this way: guided evolution This will be a new breed: cutting edge, but classic Fully complimentary, bold and self-sufficient Symbolizing freedom, and, of course, your product When the logo's finished, then we will unveil it Seven billion people instantly enlightened Everyone's rebranded, all the fighting's over Say goodbye to conflict, that design's rejected There's no longer language, only recognition There's no longer country, only corporate colors Color makes us hungry, hunger makes us human Everyone can see it; everything's connected [Outro] Redesign your logo, give us all your money Redesign your logo, give us all your money Redesign your logo, give us all your money Redesign your logo, give us all your money [Money!] x∞

[Verse 1] Hour hand's gone from two to three, now four You've barely slept all night, all the noise and lights and party songs next door are too much They make you sweat, half-awake, soaking wet Fever dream, people screaming bloody murder Paint chips flaking off the neighboring wall And as the night goes on and threatens dawn The music fills the halls, they're in your house You lock the door You shut your eyes tight as your window breaks Someone, something takes your hand You can't understand, you can't understand it Eyes shut tight, never open up [Refrain] (Too late) You've been invited (Too late) You're at the party (Wake up, wake up) And it's a place you've seen before, you've seen before A place you've seen before you were born [Bridge 1] Now you are dancing You're with your people You're not alone Now you are drinking Having a party You're not alone [Bridge 2] (Too late) You are the party (Wake up) You are the nuisance (Too late) You're not alone (Wake up) It's not a nightmare (Too late) You are delightful (Wake up) You're not alone (Too late) You've been invited (Wake up) You're at the party (Too late) You're not alone (Wake up) You've been invited (Too late) You're at the party [Verse 2] And you notice that the Sun's not rising and the birds are dead There's only dust on the floor where people were before And the dream won't leave your head, it won't leave You need a drink, half-empty bottles in the sink Down the drain, sudden rain outside alarms you Hour hand's gone and now you're feeling strange Now your hands grow strong, your fingers long and your face, your face begins to change You're mesmerized, you want to cover up your eyes But they're already shut so tight A whisper in your ear Only you can hear, only you can hear it Eyes shut tight, never open up [Refrain] Too late... Too late... You've been invited, you're at the party It's a place you've seen before (Too late) You've been invited (Too late) You're at the party (Wake up, wake up) And it's a place you've seen before You've seen before A place you've seen before you were born [Outro] Before you were born Before you were born Before you were born (Too late) You've been invited (Wake up) You're at the party (Too late) You're not alone (Wake up) You've been invited (Too late) You're at the party (Wake up) You're not alone (Too late) You are the uproar (Wake up) You are the party (Too late) You're not alone (Wake up) It's not a nightmare (Too late) You're at the party and you're not alone

[Chorus] Two trucks having sex Two trucks having sex My muscles, my muscles Involuntarily flex Two trucks having sex Two trucks having sex My muscles, my muscles Involuntarily flex [Verse 1] Two pickup trucks making love American made, built Ford Tough Two beautiful murder machines American angels in the sky Grown men cry [Chorus] Two trucks having sex (oh yes) Two trucks having sex (oh yes) My muscles (uh!), my muscles (uh!) Involuntarily flex (huh!) Two trucks, having sex (oh yes) Two trucks, having sex (oh yes) My muscles (uh!), my muscles (uh!) Involuntarily flex (oo-wow!) [Verse 2] Right by my side, there's ZZ Top And Robert Z'Dar from Maniac Cop ONE, TWO AND THREE! This barbecue could bring you to your knees And so could these two trucks [Bridge] Two trucks holding hands Two trucks holding hands The passion, the passion Is more than I can withstand Two trucks holding hands Two trucks holding hands The passion, the passion My big fat heart expands [Verse 3] Two pickup trucks, one cylinder block Crush my body like a rock So beautiful, no stars tonight Just fireworks and eagles in the sky The Founding Fathers cry [Chorus] Two trucks having sex (oh yes) Two trucks having sex (oh yes) My muscles (uh!), my muscles (uh!) Involuntarily flex (WOW!) Two trucks, having sex (oh yes) Two trucks, having sex (oh yes) My muscles (uh!), my muscles (uh!) Involuntarily! Huh! Flex! (Ya he ya he ya he ya he ya he ya) [Chorus] Two trucks having sex Two trucks having sex My muscles, my muscles Involuntarily flex! Two trucks having sex Two trucks having sex My muscles, my muscles Involuntarily flex! (Message for Neil) Hi there Neil! I've been trying to get in contact with you for the past seven months now, But all my emails have gone unresponded. So I thought the best way to get a message to you, was to put it at the end of an hour and a half cover album. But anyway, all I really wanted to say is: thank you. Thank you so much for all of the stuff you've been putting on the internet for the past 20 years. Everything from 'Lemon Demon', to 'Potter Puppet Pals', to 'New Kids On The Rock', to 'Guaranteed* Video', to 'Windows 95: Tips, Tricks and Tweaks'. You know, all the crazy little websites like that the you've been hiding around the webs it's all spectacular stuff. And you know, perhaps "Two Trucks" isn't the best example of that, but it's what makes you unique, Neil. The more I learn about you and the more stuff I see from you, the more I love you and the more I want to make art that is as amazing as yours. Speaking of which, I hope you've been enjoying this album so far. And that it's been to your liking and the arrangements weren't too crazy for you. we've got one more track after this. It's a classic, uh but first I've gotta shred. *Shred Guitar Solo* Two trucks! (having sex) Two trucks! (having sex) Two trucks! (having sex, having sex, having sex) Two trucks! (having sex) Two trucks! (having sex) Two trucks! (having sex, having sex, having sex)

[Verse 1] Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo city like a big playground When suddenly Batman burst from the shade And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade Godzilla got pissed and began to attack But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu When Aaron Carter came out of the blue And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile But before it could make it back to the Batcave Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave And took an AK-47 out from under his hat Blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat But he ran out of bullets and he ran away Because Optimus Prime came to save the day [Chorus] This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny [Verse 2] Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back And Batman was injured and trying to get steady When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped Indiana Jones took him out with his whip Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find 'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in the air Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare [Chorus] This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown... [Bridge] Angels sang out an immaculate chorus Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones Into the crotch of Indiana Jones Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne But Chuck saw through his clever disguise And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs [Verse 3] Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi The Genie Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan All came out of nowhere lightning fast And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw With civilians looking on in total awe The fight raged on for a century Many lives were claimed but eventually The champion stood, the rest saw their better Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater [Chorus Slow] This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown... This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown... [Final Chorus] This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown (this is the ultimate showdown) This is the ultimate showdown (this is the ultimate showdown) This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny