1. |
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[Verse 1]
Die-hard fans adored your hands
They loved your throat and, quote-unquote, "you"
Hey, remember Michael Jackson?
Michael Jackson really happened
Delta Echo Alpha Delta
Walking on the moon forever
[Chorus 1]
You are dead and buried, you are dead (Oh no)
That's being revised!
Even as we speak we're synthesizing blood and organs
Synthesizing heart and soul
Even Katy Perry knows you're dead (Oh no)
Won't she be surprised!
When we get your heart to start tomorrow
When you see the chart tomorrow you'll be number one
[Verse 2]
Bro, you look amazing!
Really put together
It's like you haven't aged a day
It's like we know what we're doing or something
You've been gone for way too long
Like half a year - an entire career for some
Good luck getting into Heaven
If you live past twenty-seven
Listen to the radiation
Put you back in circulation, oh no!
[Chorus 2]
You are dead and buried, you are dead (Oh no)
Oh, but you never died!
Even as we speak we're synthesizing blood and organs
Synthesizing heart and soul
Ain't no cemetery you can't shed (Oh no)
Ain't nowhere you can hide!
Don't be frightened of us
Soon enough you're gonna love us, just remember
[Bridge]
This is your last ride ever, forever
Fill up your lungs - feel better?
Look - it's you, good as new
New hands, new throat, new living tissue
You earned this new purpose
Lifetime achievement award
(Bitchin Guitar Solo)
[Verse 3]
Don't be nervous, baby
We put a billion eyes back on you
From the grave to the stage
You're unnatural, babe!
[Chorus 1]
You are dead and buried, you are dead (Oh no)
That's being revised!
Even as we speak we're synthesizing blood and organs
Synthesizing heart and soul
Even Katy Perry knows you're dead (Oh no)
Won't she be surprised!
When we get your heart to start tomorrow
When you see the chart tomorrow you'll be number one
(Oh no, oh no)
[Outro]
Due to my strong personal convictions
(Due to my strong personal convictions)
I wish to stress (I wish to stress)
That this record (That this record)
In no way endorses (In no way endorses)
A belief in the occult (A belief in the occult)
Due to my strong personal convictions
(Due to my strong personal convictions)
I wish to stress (I wish to stress)
That this record (That this record)
In no way endorses (In no way endorses)
A belief in the occult (A belief in the occult)
Due to my strong personal convictions
(Due to my strong personal convictions)
I wish to stress (I wish to stress)
That this record (That this record)
In no way endorses (In no way endorses)
A belief (A belief)
In the occult
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2. |
Touch Tone Telephone
04:44
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[Verse 1]
I think it's time
For you to know
The awful truth
The truth about me, and the truth about you
'Cause you're a brand new species
Big cat (Uh oh!)
Space Nazis, Robert Stack (Uh oh!)
God damn it, gonna snap (Oh, oh oh oh oh)
Leonard Nimoy, call me back (Call me back!)
[Chorus]
I try to call you every day
I'm rehearsing what to say
When the truth comes out (Of my very own mouth)
I've been working on a unified theory
If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out
'Cause I'm the right one
On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone
I'm the only one
On your A.M., A.M. radio
[Verse 2]
Oh, I'm crying now
Authentic tears
They flow out of me when I think about you
'Cause you're the only person in the world who'd understand
'Cause you're the only person in the world who'd understand the meaning of this
Oh my God!
I try and I try and I try (To make you listen to me)
[Chorus]
I try to call you every day
I'm rehearsing what to say
When the truth comes out (Of my very own mouth)
I've been working on a unified theory
If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out
'Cause I'm the right one
On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone
I'm the only one (Hey!)
On your A.M., A.M. radio
[Bridge]
Don't hang up yet, I'm not done
I'm an expert, I'm the one
The one who was right all along
Better to be laughed at than wrong
I'm an expert in my field
UFOlogy, yes, it's all real
Ancient aliens, it's all true
I'm an expert just like you
And like you, I'm a genius before my time
Disbelieving, that's the real crime
Pretty soon they'll discover me
In the Super-Sargasso Sea!
[Chorus]
I try to call you every day
What can I say
When the truth comes out? (Of my very own mouth)
I've been working on a unified theory
If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out (Now, now, now)
'Cause I'm the right one
(On my touch-tone telephone) On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone
(I'm the only one on your A.M. radio!) I'm the only one
On your A.M., A.M. radio
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3. |
Cabinet Man
04:22
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[Verse 1]
The day they found me, I hadn't yet been played
Inside my workshop behind the old arcade
Electric desires had unravelled all my wires
Now I'm in a box for safekeeping
The news reporters reported that I died
But all my organs were living on inside
Circuit board to brain with two lungs collecting change
One big human heart gently beeping
[Chorus]
You can't win me, I can't be beat
I won't hurt you, unless you cheat
You can't see me behind the screen
I'm half human and half machine
[Verse 2]
Thank God for business, they let me take the floor
I stood so proudly, like I was going to war
Players soon appeared and I quickly was revered
This must be what love would have felt like
Such dedication, they came from miles away
With eyes so piercing, they'd wait their turn to play
Perfect patient lines, because I was in their minds
I could do whatever I felt like (Whatever I felt like)
[Chorus]
You can't win me, I can't be beat
I won't hurt you unless you cheat
You can't see me behind the screen
I'm half human and half machine
[Bridge]
I'm happy for years and years and
Only eating the occasional maintenance man
Only driving a few kids to madness
Maybe they were predisposed to madness, who knows?
I only want to have fun
But now they're telling me my days here are done
Cause there's a tiny little box they make in Japan
And pretty soon it's gonna fit in your hand
[Verse 3]
It's getting lonely, it's getting hard to breathe
The arcade's empty, I think it's Christmas Eve
Someone's broken in, now they're painting on my skin
Breaking me and taking my quarters
Bashing in my face with a crowbar
Kicking me and pushing me over
Now they see my blood on their sneakers
[Chorus]
You can't win me, I can't be beat
I won't hurt you unless you cheat
You can't see me behind the screen
I'm half human and half machine
BA BA DA DA DA DAAH BA BA BA BAAH BA DA BA BA DA
BA BA DA DA DA DAAH BA BA BA BAAH BA DA BA BA DA
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4. |
No Eyed Girl
04:25
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[Pre-Chorus 1]
Oh, knowing what we know
Knowing what we don't know
This is gonna change our world
Feeling how I feel
I'll accept the unreal
If you'd be my no-eyed girl
[Chorus 1]
From nowhere mankind can go
There's too much light
Blinding white
Your matter tells mine to scatter
It's alri-i-i-ight
It's alright
[Verse]
From the moment that we met, I've been awake
Like I've never been awake in all my life
If I spoke your language, I could tell you how I feel
But your language isn't real
In every myth there's a little bit of truth
But I cannot say a thing, I cannot say a thing
Without proof, oh no
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Knowing what we know
Knowing we do not know
This is gonna change our world
I might go insane
If I learn your full name
If you'd be my no-eyed girl
[Chorus 2]
From nowhere mankind can go
There's too much light
Blinding white
Emotions, human implosions
It's alri-i-i-ight
It's alright
[Bridge]
Right before the kiss I noticed something in the air
Molecules existed when there should have been none there
Chemical reactions with the surface of your skin
Some will say my actions let the no-eyed people in
[Outro]
And I'd do it all again
And I'd do it all again
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
And I'd do it all again (And I'd do it all again)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
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5. |
When He Died
04:40
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[Verse 1]
When he died
Turns out he left behind
A mansion full of other people's skulls
The odd thing is they never found his own
When he died
[Verse 2]
When he died
He somehow left behind
Strange symbols on the floor beneath his corpse
Investigators said the wood was scorched
When he died
[Chorus 1]
When he died
They found so many scorpions inside his lungs
When he died
The statues of his missing children cried
What was later found to be his blood
[Verse 3]
When he died (On a dark and stormy night)
They telephoned his wife (Who reacted with delight)
But gradually her voice began to fade
To nothing, and the Laughing Record played
The Laughing Record played
(laughter)
[Chorus 2]
When he died
They found a message etched into his spine that said:
"When he died
An endless age of untold nightmares would be nigh
And the blood would make the seas run red"
[Verse 4]
When he died (On a dark and stormy night)
A nearby shed caught fire (It simply caught alight)
And when they cleared the charred wood from the ground
Inside they found a painting of a clown
(A creepy painting of a clown)
He'd painted it when he was just a child
But scrawled upon the back
Was exactly when he... died!
[Outro]
When he died
When he died
When he died
When he died
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6. |
Sweet Bod
04:21
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[Verse 1]
Your body is so sweet now, baby, I'm saying trick or treat now
You know I've got to have you, yeah, you sexy sweet cadaver
All wrapped up like a mummy
I'll bury you in honey
[Pre-chorus 1]
And wait a hundred years or so (OH-A-A-A-OH)
You know, you know it isn't sexual (t isn't sexual!)
Strictly confectional (Strictly confectional!)
Strictly medicinal (Strictly medicinal!)
a little nontraditional
[Chorus 1]
I'm digging up your coffin and pouring out the contents
Your sexy sweet solution is prime for distribution
Sweet bod
[Verse 2]
Your body's starting rumors of Mason jars of sweetness
Whose satisfied consumers have often claimed to witness
Some sexy shrinking tumors, a sweet return to fitness
[Pre-Chorus 2]
They're just a hundred bucks or so
You know, you know it isn't sexual
Strictly professional
Entrepreneurial
Oh, and what a sweet memorial
(Instrumental section)
(BA-BA-DA-DA-BA-BA-BA-DA-DA)
(BA-BA-DA-DA-BA-BA-BA-DA-DA)
[Chorus]
I'm digging up your coffin and pouring out the contents
At last, I'm glad to see you
Won't you be my panacea?
Sweet bod, sweet bod, oh, sweet bod, sweet bod, sweet bod
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7. |
Eighth Wonder
04:51
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[Verse 1]
Extra clever
Earthbound spirit
Ghost in the form
Of a mongoose
[Pre-Chorus]
And I have hands
And I have feet
I'll never die
I am a freak
[Chorus]
Hello, I'm here
I'm living in the wall
I know I might be small, but
I, I, I, am a
Freak
[Verse 2]
Thou wilt never
Know what I am
I am the fifth dimension
And I'll split the atom
[Pre-Chorus]
And if you see me
You're paralyzed
Pillar of salt
You're mummified
[Chorus]
Hello, I'm here
I'm living in the wall
I know, I might be small
But I am the Eighth Wonder
[Verse 3]
And I was born
1852
And I was born
In India
[Pre-Chorus]
And I shall haunt
Like the Buggane
With such weird noise
And clanking chains
[Chorus]
Hello, I'm here
I'm living in the wall
I know I might be small, but
I, I, I, am a
Freak
[Verse 4]
I say "vanished"
To underground
Jim, let me go
I watch like Hell
[Pre-Chorus]
And I have hands
And I have feet
I'll never die
I am a freak
[Chorus]
Hello, I'm here
I'm living in the wall
I know I might be small
But I am the eighth wonder
[Outro]
Eighth wonder of the world
You'll never get to see
What in the name of God can I be?
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8. |
Ancient Aliens
04:20
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[Intro]
My mind's this cave
So dark, no moon, no stars
No sound, just hearts and walls of art
[Verse 1]
Strange things happen
For no reason
That's all I know
My mind's this cave
So dark, no moon, no stars, no stars
No sound, just hearts and walls of art
[Verse 2]
These creatures I've seen
Some of them edible, some of them mean
That's all I know
I'm not like you
You fly
You burn my eyes, my eyes
You speak in my mind
Your kind all died when you arrived
[Bridge]
I saw you making fire
Strange things happen for no reason at all
[Verse 3]
I can't help you
You're not human
You're not animal
My mind's this cave
So dark, no moon, no stars, no stars
No sound, just hearts and walls of art
And you, you fly
You burn my eyes
You speak in my mind
You seem surprised that I don't hear you
WAA-AAA-AAA-AO
WAA-AAA-AAA-AO
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9. |
Soft Fuzzy Man
02:56
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[Verse 1]
Cold and windy
Dark and stormy
Let me float your way
Please don't ignore me
[Chorus]
What you girls really need's a soft, fuzzy man
(An ambient man) A trick of the light to love you tonight
You don't understand, there's nothing quite like a soft, fuzzy man
[Verse 2]
Can't you see me?
Why can't you see me?
I'm all around
All cold and dreamy
[Chorus]
What you girls really need's a soft, fuzzy man
(A wisp of smoke man) To waft over you and cloud up your view
So show me your hands and wave them right through a soft, fuzzy man
[Bridge]
Although I have no arms to hold you in
A human passion burns within me
I need to feel like I exist
So please, baby, please, baby step into the mist
[Verse 3]
Don't be nervous
No, don't be nervous
I'm not like other guys
Who have a surface
[Chorus]
What you girls really need's a soft, fuzzy man
(An atmospheric man) A shimmering puff of indistinct love
What's better than the vague embrace of a soft, fuzzy man?
[Outro]
Who seeps through your thoughts
Who makes you see spots
Who blows through the air
Who plays with your hair
I know it sounds crazy
But once you go hazy, you'll understand
I'm your soft, fuzzy man
WAAAAAAAAAAAA
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10. |
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[Verse 1]
Hey, turn your techno music down
Your grandpa's coming by tonight
No, I don't want to hear it, we'll be having macaroni
You will be polite when he's here tonight
Don't talk about the internet
Your grandpa doesn't understand
You will not bring your Game Boy or whatever to the table
Do you understand? (He doesn't understand)
He doesn't understand
[Chorus]
As your father I expressly forbid it
As your father I expressly forbid it
As your father I expressly forbid it
I'm your dad, I'm your dad
[Verse 2]
What happened to my medicine?
The stuff I take to keep my hair
It's obvious you stole it and you sold it on the street
'Cause you don't even care if I lose my hair
Okay, I found my medicine
I'm sorry that I yelled at you
But let this be a lesson, if you ever steal my medicine
That's what I'll do, I'll yell at you
[Chorus]
As your father I expressly forbid it
As your father I expressly forbid it
As your father I expressly forbid it
I'm your dad, I'm your dad
[Bridge]
GO TO YOUR ROOM!
FINISH YOUR FOOD!
NO MORE TV!
DO AS I SAY!
[Chorus]
As your father I expressly forbid it, yeah
As your father I expressly forbid it, woah
As your father I expressly forbid it
I'm your dad, yeah yeah yeah
As your father I expressly forbid it
As your father I expressly forbid it
As your father I expressly forbid it
I'm your dad, I'm your dad
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11. |
I Earn My life
03:11
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[Verse 1]
I'll quit my job, the day I die
I'll quit my job the day I die
I break my back, and never cry
I break my back and never cry
I'm losing all my hair, losing all my hair
I'm losing all my hair because a man provides
I'm standing on a chair, standing on a chair
I'm standing on a chair because I earn my life
[Chorus]
I earn my life, I earn my life
I learned it from my father and I tell it to my wife
Jesus Christ, don't tell me not to hurry
I wouldn't be so worried if I wasn't always right
[Verse 2]
While you're asleep
I'm terrified
While you're asleep I'm terrified
I see the end before my eyes
I see the end before my eyes
A marker on a grave, marker on a grave
Marker on a grave and I know I'm the one who died
And underneath the name, underneath the name
Underneath my name it says, "He Earned His Life"
[Chorus]
I earn my life, I earn my life
I learned it from my father and my father never lied
Jesus Christ, better learn how to forage
Utilities and mortgage are all that will survive
[Verse 3]
I wish my life was on a graph
So I knew how much left I have to earn tonight
It burns too bright
I think about myself a lot
Cause it's the only one I've got
I've earned this life
What have I done to earn this life?
[Chorus]
I earn my life, I earn my life
I learned it from my father and my father never lied
Jesus Christ, you better learn how to forage
Utilities and mortgage are all that will survive
Utilities and mortgage are all that will survive
DI DI DI DOO DI DI DI DIDI DO DO
DI DI DI DEE DO DE DI DIDI DEE DO DO
DI DI DI DO DEDE DO DE DEDE DO DO
DO DO DO DO
DI DE BI DI DE BI DODO DO DE DO DE (I EARN MY LIFE)
(Bitchin Guitar Solo)
[HEY! x12]
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12. |
Reganomics
03:31
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[Intro: Ronald Reagan]
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem
Government is the solution to our problem
[Hook]
Are you unhappy, girl, in this confusing world?
Where everything you earn is getting left to burn?
If it were up to me, then living would be free
And I can give you that, and I can give you that
[Verse 1]
They'll take your money
Into their greasy hands
And spend your money (They do this to disrespect you)
And take away your land (I know kung fu, I will save you)
[Chorus]
Cause you're worth saving, baby
Deregulating, baby
I'm Ronald Reagan, baby
I'm Ronald Reagan, yeah
[Verse 2]
I'll save you, honey
You'll never be alone
I'll save the business (If you love me, say you love me)
That you will someday own (They hate freedom, I'll defeat them)
[Chorus]
Not like in comics, baby
With economics, baby
With Reaganomics, baby
Atomic bomb it, yeah
[Bridge: Ronald Reagan]
Government is not the solution to our problem
Government is the solution to our problem
Government is not the solution to our problem
Government is the solution to our problem
[Hook]
Are you unhappy, girl, in this confusing world?
Where everything you earn is getting left to burn?
If it were up to me, then money would be free
And I can give you that, and I can give you that
[Verse 3]
If you just hold my hand (If you just hold my hand)
If you just close your eyes (If you just close your eyes)
If you get in my car (If you get in my car)
I'll take you for a ride (I'll take you for a ride)
[Outro]
With Reaganomics, baby
With Reaganomics, baby
With Reaganomics, baby, baby, baby, baby, yeah
(With Reaganomics, with Reaganomics, with Reaganomics)
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13. |
Man-Made Object
03:38
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I want to meet potential architects all night
I want to purchase urban real estate all night
I want to study local zoning laws all night
I want to calculate construction costs all night
I have a vision of a man-made object
I have the money, I have the means
I have the strangest dreams
I caught insomnia from looking at the moon
I found a picture of a rectangle I drew
I am an altogether different man by day
I have the influence to send that man far away
I have a vision of a man-made object (Towering over all)
I have a vision of a man-made object (Towering over all)
I have a vision of a man-made object (Towering over all)
I have a vision of a man-made object (Towering over)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I have the money, I have the means
I've been having the strangest dreams, baby
[oh oh oh ah oh oh oooh] x32
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14. |
Spiral of Ants
05:55
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[Chorus]
Over and over
The pheromones, the overwhelming harmony
Consuming the colony
The Circle rules your life
[Verse 1]
Chop, chop, don't want to be late
Lift up and carry your weight
You've got no choice but to dance
In a spiral of ants
True bugs might laugh in your face
Don't fret, you're leading the race
Don't let the bastards step on your hands
In a spiral of ants
[Pre-Chorus]
You can't remember where you came from (In a spiral of ants)
You can't remember where you're going (In a spiral of ants)
You can't remember knowing
You are one ant
[Chorus]
Over, it's over
The pheromones, the self-avoiding odyssey
Consuming the colony
The Circle rules your life
[Verse 2]
Now, now, don't run out of breath
Don't feel surrounded by death, no
Take the wheel, this could be your chance
In a spiral of ants
False bugs, you'll soon be alone
See how they drop like a stone
You're free now forever to dance
In a spiral of ants
[Pre-Chorus]
Now you remember where you came from (From a spiral of ants)
Now you remember where you're going (To a spiral of ants)
You've got to keep it flowing
You are one ant (Over, over, over)
[Chorus]
Over and over
The pheromones, the overwhelming harmony
Consuming the colony
Creating its own gravity
Before we knew it we became a hurricane
And the bugs who laughed got blown away
As we proclaimed:
The Circle rules your
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
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15. |
Goosebumps (Bonus Track)
04:36
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[Verse 1]
To the girl who cried monster
It's me, the ghost next door
I think I'm in deep trouble
You're the one I'm dying for
Every night in terror tower
I meet you in a dream
I say that you can't scare me
But in my heart I scream
[Chorus]
You give me
Goosebumps (x6)
Honey, beware, you're in for a scare
Oh no
[Verse 2]
Beneath the haunted mask I wear
My eyes light up for you
I feel you in my monster blood
Am I in your monster blood II?
The scarecrow walks at midnight
But I walk all alone
Up and down the ghost beach
Where I found your bones
[Chorus]
You give me
Goosebumps (x6)
[Original Bridge]
We'll spend all night together, tell ya Don't Go to Sleep!
I'll tell ya How I Learned to Fly or Why I'm Afraid of Bees
Calling All Creeps! who say Be Careful What You Wish For...
Go Eat Worms! or Say Cheese and Die!
There's nothing I won't do for The Girl Who Cried Monster
Simply put she gives me goosebumps!
[Verse 1 Reprise]
Every night in terror tower
I meet you in a dream
I say that you can't scare me
But in my heart I scream
[Chorus]
You give me
Goosebumps (x6)
Honey, beware, you're in for a scare
Oh no
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16. |
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[Verse 1]
Where'd you go when you were done?
I'd like to know what you've become
Your biggest fan, awake at dawn
I cry, I stand on your front lawn
It's plain to see you're scared of me
But that's not how it's supposed to be
When you're the reason I'm in town
And every piece of mind you put down...
[Chorus 1]
Don't you know I think you're the cat's meow?
Where's the tiger now? Where's the tiger now?
Bill Watterson, can't you hear me?
Bill Watterson, please don't fear me
Don't treat me like I have rabies
I only wanna have your babies
[Verse 2]
Tracing lines with fingertips
I saw the signs within these strips
And through the fog, between the frames
Of dialogue, I saw my name
And now I know where I must go
To show you that I love you so
So I brought books for you to sign
And I brought shears to cut your phone line
[Chorus 2]
Don't you know I think you're the cat's meow?
Where's the tiger now? Where's the tiger now?
Bill Watterson, can't you hear me?
Bill Watterson, please don't fear me
Don't stare at me from your window
I know you wanna let me in...
[Bridge]
...though, oh!
You want me to show
How much I believe and
Prove how far I'll go to meet you
Through thunderstorms and snow...
Well I would do anything
And oh!
I happen to know
The reason you're hiding
From publicity
It's not out of eccentricity
But rather for privacy
When you meet me
[Verse 3]
And when we meet I'll be complete
I'll shake your hand and kiss your feet
Confess my love and buy you flowers
And eat your heart and absorb your powers
[Chorus 3
Don't you know I think you're the cat's meow?
Oh-oh-oh
Where's the tiger now? Where's the tiger now?
Oh oh oh oh!
Bill Watterson, can't you hear me?
Bill Watterson, please don't fear me
Don't run from me like I'm Jason
I only wanna try your face on
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17. |
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[Verse 1]
Redesign your logo, we know what we're doing
We are here to help you; everything's connected
Time is of the essence, we live in the future
Color makes us hungry; everything's connected
Redesign your logo, we know how to do it
Make the calculations, put them into action
We will find the angle, starting with convention
On to innovation; everything's connected
[Verse 2]
Here we have a circle, smooth and inoffensive
This will be the basis for your revolution
Gravity is crucial, geomagnetism
With some calculation, we will find your logo
DNA is crucial, we must understand it
In the human genome we will find your logo
Everyone will see it, every demographic
If they fail to see it, are they even human?
[Verse 3]
Every demographic: men 18 to 30
College educated women over 40
Suicidal poets, fat Midwestern fathers
Kids with diabetes, Pentecostal preachers
Mothers under 20, interracial couples
Atheist professors, government employees
Xenophobes and racists, private aviators
Everyone will see it, every demographic
[Verse 4]
Think about it this way: guided evolution
This will be a new breed: cutting edge, but classic
Fully complimentary, bold and self-sufficient
Symbolizing freedom, and, of course, your product
When the logo's finished, then we will unveil it
Seven billion people instantly enlightened
Everyone's rebranded, all the fighting's over
Say goodbye to conflict, that design's rejected
There's no longer language, only recognition
There's no longer country, only corporate colors
Color makes us hungry, hunger makes us human
Everyone can see it; everything's connected
[Outro]
Redesign your logo, give us all your money
Redesign your logo, give us all your money
Redesign your logo, give us all your money
Redesign your logo, give us all your money
[Money!] x∞
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[Verse 1]
Hour hand's gone from two to three, now four
You've barely slept all night, all the noise and lights and party songs next door are too much
They make you sweat, half-awake, soaking wet
Fever dream, people screaming bloody murder
Paint chips flaking off the neighboring wall
And as the night goes on and threatens dawn
The music fills the halls, they're in your house
You lock the door
You shut your eyes tight as your window breaks
Someone, something takes your hand
You can't understand, you can't understand it
Eyes shut tight, never open up
[Refrain]
(Too late) You've been invited
(Too late) You're at the party
(Wake up, wake up) And it's a place you've seen before, you've seen before
A place you've seen before you were born
[Bridge 1]
Now you are dancing
You're with your people
You're not alone
Now you are drinking
Having a party
You're not alone
[Bridge 2]
(Too late) You are the party
(Wake up) You are the nuisance
(Too late) You're not alone
(Wake up) It's not a nightmare
(Too late) You are delightful
(Wake up) You're not alone
(Too late) You've been invited
(Wake up) You're at the party
(Too late) You're not alone
(Wake up) You've been invited
(Too late) You're at the party
[Verse 2]
And you notice that the Sun's not rising and the birds are dead
There's only dust on the floor where people were before
And the dream won't leave your head, it won't leave
You need a drink, half-empty bottles in the sink
Down the drain, sudden rain outside alarms you
Hour hand's gone and now you're feeling strange
Now your hands grow strong, your fingers long and your face, your face begins to change
You're mesmerized, you want to cover up your eyes
But they're already shut so tight
A whisper in your ear
Only you can hear, only you can hear it
Eyes shut tight, never open up
[Refrain]
Too late...
Too late...
You've been invited, you're at the party
It's a place you've seen before
(Too late) You've been invited (Too late) You're at the party
(Wake up, wake up) And it's a place you've seen before
You've seen before
A place you've seen before you were born
[Outro]
Before you were born
Before you were born
Before you were born
(Too late) You've been invited
(Wake up) You're at the party
(Too late) You're not alone
(Wake up) You've been invited
(Too late) You're at the party
(Wake up) You're not alone
(Too late) You are the uproar
(Wake up) You are the party
(Too late) You're not alone
(Wake up) It's not a nightmare
(Too late) You're at the party and you're not alone
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19. |
Two Trucks (Bonus Track)
05:10
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[Chorus]
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
[Verse 1]
Two pickup trucks making love
American made, built Ford Tough
Two beautiful murder machines
American angels in the sky
Grown men cry
[Chorus]
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (uh!), my muscles (uh!)
Involuntarily flex (huh!)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (uh!), my muscles (uh!)
Involuntarily flex (oo-wow!)
[Verse 2]
Right by my side, there's ZZ Top
And Robert Z'Dar from Maniac Cop ONE, TWO AND THREE!
This barbecue could bring you to your knees
And so could these two trucks
[Bridge]
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
Is more than I can withstand
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
My big fat heart expands
[Verse 3]
Two pickup trucks, one cylinder block
Crush my body like a rock
So beautiful, no stars tonight
Just fireworks and eagles in the sky
The Founding Fathers cry
[Chorus]
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (uh!), my muscles (uh!)
Involuntarily flex (WOW!)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (uh!), my muscles (uh!)
Involuntarily! Huh! Flex!
(Ya he ya he ya he ya he ya he ya)
[Chorus]
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex!
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex!
(Message for Neil)
Hi there Neil!
I've been trying to get in contact with you for the past seven months now, But all my emails have gone unresponded.
So I thought the best way to get a message to you,
was to put it at the end of an hour and a half cover album.
But anyway, all I really wanted to say is: thank you.
Thank you so much for all of the stuff
you've been putting on the internet for the past 20 years.
Everything from 'Lemon Demon',
to 'Potter Puppet Pals',
to 'New Kids On The Rock',
to 'Guaranteed* Video',
to 'Windows 95: Tips, Tricks and Tweaks'.
You know, all the crazy little websites like that
the you've been hiding around the webs
it's all spectacular stuff.
And you know, perhaps "Two Trucks"
isn't the best example of that,
but it's what makes you unique, Neil.
The more I learn about you and the more stuff I see from you,
the more I love you and the more I want to make art that is as amazing as yours.
Speaking of which, I hope you've been enjoying this album so far.
And that it's been to your liking
and the arrangements weren't too crazy for you.
we've got one more track after this. It's a classic,
uh but first I've gotta shred.
*Shred Guitar Solo*
Two trucks! (having sex)
Two trucks! (having sex)
Two trucks! (having sex, having sex, having sex)
Two trucks! (having sex)
Two trucks! (having sex)
Two trucks! (having sex, having sex, having sex)
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[Verse 1]
Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo city like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
Blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day
[Chorus]
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
[Verse 2]
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare
[Chorus]
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown...
[Bridge]
Angels sang out an immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
[Verse 3]
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight
And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi The Genie
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better
Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater
[Chorus Slow]
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown...
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown...
[Final Chorus]
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown (this is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown (this is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
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